Literary lemming, courtesy of labelleizzy

[vvvexation]

This is disturbingly accurate, in a way:

You're Love in the Time of Cholera!

by Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Like Odysseus in a work of Homer, you demonstrate undying loyalty by
sleeping with as many people as you possibly can. But in your heart you never give
consent! This creates a strange quandary of what love really means to you. On the
one hand, you've loved the same person your whole life, but on the other, your actions
barely speak to this fact. Whatever you do, stick to bottled water. The other stuff
could get you killed.


Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

...though by changing a few answers (sometimes neither of the two choices really fits) I also turned out to be Watership Down, Ulysses, and the dictionary. I wouldn't argue with any of those, really.

Comments

Hail fellow, well met!

[tshuma]

also a Gabriel García Márquez...I'm apparently One Hundred Years of Solitude.

here's the blurb:

"Lonely and struggling, you've been around for a very long time. Conflict has filled most of your life and torn apart nearly everyone you know. Yet there is something majestic and even epic about your presence in the world. You love life all the more for having seen its decimation. After all, it takes a village."