Groaner

[vvvexation]

(crossposted to puns and my personal journal)

I had this thought quite some time ago:

If I used to own a bar...

and then I shut it down and decided to retire...

but later changed my mind and reopened it...

would that make me a re-publican?


But what if I poured out the drinks with a liberal hand?

Comments

[pi216.livejournal.com]

But what if I poured out the drinks with a liberal hand?

Free-publican.

[lrc.livejournal.com]

I figured out why we repeated the waterfowl punfest the other night, one good tern deserves another.

[lintqueen.livejournal.com]

As a long-time Spider Robinson fan, I have to admit that as much as I liked the Callahan series, they struck me as somewhat implausible (did I make that word up?) *not* because of the talking dogs or time travel, but because of the patrons, who could toss about puns so rapidly. No one can really do that, I thought!

I stand corrected. I'd play too, but I haven't a punny bone in my body.

[peaceofpie.livejournal.com]

Just make sure you have a profitable enough bar that you can afford to eat nutritious food every day.

Otherwise, you could be cheap grub lickin'...