Fortunately, I tend to make sure I've eaten before sex. This is made easier by the fact that I all too often eat only one meal a day and usually make that one meal dinner, so when I show up to a date I typically haven't eaten--thus, very early in the date (especially if serious making out is starting to happen) I will be heard to say "er, we should eat first so I don't pass out."

Hmmm. I suppose if I continue this pattern, I really won't know hunger in bed. Those sneaky Chinese have me pegged better'n I thought.