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vvvexation ([personal profile] vvvexation) wrote2004-07-19 07:21 pm
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Reversal of fortune?

Today's fortune cookie says "You will never know hunger."  I think that may be the only fortune I've ever seen that gets positively worse when you add "in bed."  I mean, hunger in bed is a fun thing, right?

Well, at least it's definite.  After all those fortunes that simply make vague generalizations, say things about my personality as a whole, or cover their asses with "you might do such-and-such," it's refreshing to see one that makes a clear and emphatic statement about the future like it's supposed to.

[identity profile] mactavish.livejournal.com 2004-07-22 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
It depends. If, by hunger, you mean lust . . . well, I want lust in bed.

If you mean that in the middle of sex, I'll start thinking, "Mmm, butternut squash ravioli in garlicky olive oil. . . ." there might be an issue, especially if I jump out of bed to hunt down ravioli.