How do I love music? Let me list the ways....

[vvvexation]

qwantz has, in his words, "totally just invented the best format for music EVER."

Nature of this format:
- example found behind the following cut
- example also found prior to cut

Things that are behind the following cut:
- my contribution to the madness

Reasons it is here:
- Already too many comments on above page for me to want to:
-- add directly to the madness something that might have already been done
-- wade through and check if it's already been done

Reasons it is behind a cut:
- length

Amount of further ado anticipated:
- none


You don't really need a title, do you?

Things this might be:
- the real life
- just fantasy

Things we are caught in:
- a landslide

Things we lack an escape from:
- reality

Things you should do:
- open your eyes
- look up to the skies
- see

I:
- need no sympathy
- am:
-- just a poor boy
--- from a poor family
-- easy come
-- easy go
-- little high
-- little low

Ways the wind can blow without it mattering to me:
- any

Things to tell Mama:
- I:
-- just killed a man
-- put a gun against his head
-- pulled my trigger (resulting in his death)
-- have gone and thrown away:
--- my life, which had just begun
-- didn't mean to make you cry
- When I should be back:
-- this time tomorrow
- What to do if not:
-- carry on
-- carry on

Physical indications that my time has come:
- shivers down spine
- constant body ache

People of whom to take leave:
- everybody

Things I must do:
- go
- leave you all behind
- face the truth

Things I want/wish:
- not to die
- to have never been born at all

Things of which I see a little silhouetto:
- a man

People of whom to request a Latin dance:
- Scaramouche

Things that are very, very frightening:
- thunderbolt
- lightning

Names to repeat at intervals:
- Galileo
- Figaro

Ways in which we will let you go:
- not
- never

People for whom Beelzebub has devils put aside:
- me
- me
- meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Things that really matter:
- none

People who can see this:
- any

Specific persons for whom this is true:
- me

Ways in which the wind blows:
- any

Comments

[mckenzee.livejournal.com]

Who is loving this:
* I

[daltong.livejournal.com]

Hee hee! This is so silly!

*runs off to do one*

[marmaladious.livejournal.com]

Ahhh, lord. No comment.

Who was that guy that wanted a thousand dumb jokes before xmas? Did that work out for him?

You forgot...

[rlpowell.livejournal.com]

At the end:

Ways in which the wind blows:
- any

[flwyd.livejournal.com]

Author whose style this meme represents:
Myles nag Gopaleen

Volumes in which this style can be found:
At Swim-Two-Birds, The Best of Myles

Chapter of the latter:
The catechisms of cliché

[vvvexation.livejournal.com]

I can't seem to stop. This one I actually posted.

I'm:
- your life
- the one who takes you there
- the one who cares

They:
- betray

I'm:
- your only true friend now
- forever there
- your dream
-- make you real
- your eyes when you must steal
- your pain when you can't feel
- your dream, mind astray
- your eyes while you're away
- your pain while you repay

This is:
- sad
- true

You're:
- my mask
- my cover
- my shelter
- the one who's blamed
- the one who's shamed

Do:
- my work
- my dirty work, scapegoat
- my deeds

Pay:
- the price
- for nothing's fair

I:
- am your hate
-- when you want love
- am your life
- am the one who took you there
- no longer care
- am your dream
- make you real
- am your eyes when you must steal
- am your pain when you can't feel
- am your truth
- tell lies
- am your reasoned alibis
- am inside
-- open your eyes
- am you

This is:
- sad
- true

How about a little Depeche Mode?

[metalfatigue]

• Repeated sequence of events:
  • she's dressed in black
  • I'm:
    • falling down
      • to the floor
    • begging for more
• Circumstances under which your options are not obvious:
  • when she's dressed in black
• Endless wanderings of my mind:
  • on paths where she's leading me
  • with:
    • games that she likes to play
    • words that she doesn't say—necessary conditions:
      • we're alone
      • she's dressed in black
• She is:
  • a picture of:
    • herself
    • the world
  • a reflection of:
    • you
    • me
• Conditions under which the foregoing may be observed:
  • if you'll only give in to the fire within
• Reiterated circumstance:
  • dressed in black
• Shadows fall onto me as:
  • she:
    • stands there over me
    • waits to encompass me
  • I lay here helplessly
• Circumstances under which your options are not obvious:
  • when she's dressed in black
• Reiterated circumstance:
  • dressed in black

[gatopreto.livejournal.com]

Bravo. Extra points for presentation from the NJ/CA judge.

I ... You ... Buh....

[ailurodragon.livejournal.com]

I am powerless to resist.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/qwantz/28155.html?thread=834555#t834555

[adamchristopher.livejournal.com]

That was so funny. That was great. :D