I'm a real bitch

[vvvexation]

This morning Ki was lying near the edge of my bed purring as I brushed my hair, and when he stretched out and started to roll over I could see that his back end was about to roll right off the bed. For a moment I considered putting a hand out to stop him--but only for a moment. The next second, he was digging his front claws into the blankets in a desperate bid to keep his front end from following his back; unfortunately I didn't see if he was successful or not, because I was too busy falling down giggling.

Sometimes I worry that the ASPCA will come knocking on my door any day now. But then I remember that Ki's other human is even crueler to him than I am.

Comments

[gatopreto.livejournal.com]

No, I think you are not alone. Sometimes I look at the cats and wonder, "How are you not dead?" I do like the after-the-fact "I meant to do that" look I sometimes get. Sometimes they seem so smart and sometimes . . . . If they were humans they'd be on the Darwin Awards.

[caesia.livejournal.com]

Considering that Preia is currently balancing (in an *extremely* wobbly sort of manner) on the top of the (open) hallway door where she was just plunked down by Emmett, who is trying to get her to grab a cat treat several feet away on top of the door trim...

...and has been put in or on no less than four similarly precarious perches in the last hour since we and the cats got to the apartment...

...I think the ASPCA would have more serious offenders to attend to if they started going after cat harassers.