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vvvexation ([personal profile] vvvexation) wrote2004-01-24 06:56 pm
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Sometimes I wonder about those spammers

The latest piece of spam in my inbox reads "You Must be Stupid if You dont Sign up for a FREE Membership To Watch White Trash Girls Doing Big Black Meat for a Cigarette!"

Apparently their product is doing such a bad job of selling itself that they've had to resort to attacking people's sense of self-worth in much the same way those penis-enhancement folks have been doing. Somehow, I doubt shaming people into viewing pr0n will work nearly as well as shaming people into trying to enlarge their weenies--superficially related as those things might seem.

(Personally, I think they could improve their luck a lot more if they tried leaving out the cigarettes. I know I'd be more inclined to watch porn that didn't have cancer sticks in it.)

[identity profile] emmett-the-sane.livejournal.com 2004-01-25 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, I tend to burn porn that has cigarettes in it... and after having had one gf who smoked, I've vowed that I will NEVER do that again. Bleach! (The phrase "like licking an ashtray" comes to mind)

However, I think all three of their "pulls" fail to hit anything but my "bleach" buttons. :)