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vvvexation ([personal profile] vvvexation) wrote2004-01-24 06:56 pm
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Sometimes I wonder about those spammers

The latest piece of spam in my inbox reads "You Must be Stupid if You dont Sign up for a FREE Membership To Watch White Trash Girls Doing Big Black Meat for a Cigarette!"

Apparently their product is doing such a bad job of selling itself that they've had to resort to attacking people's sense of self-worth in much the same way those penis-enhancement folks have been doing. Somehow, I doubt shaming people into viewing pr0n will work nearly as well as shaming people into trying to enlarge their weenies--superficially related as those things might seem.

(Personally, I think they could improve their luck a lot more if they tried leaving out the cigarettes. I know I'd be more inclined to watch porn that didn't have cancer sticks in it.)

[identity profile] imnotbob.livejournal.com 2004-01-25 08:49 am (UTC)(link)
The latest piece of spam in my inbox reads "You Must be Stupid if You dont Sign up for a FREE Membership To Watch White Trash Girls Doing Big Black Meat for a Cigarette!"

I am Proud to be Stupid!

(Personally, I think they could improve their luck a lot more if they tried leaving out the cigarettes. I know I'd be more inclined to watch porn that didn't have cancer sticks in it.)

I think they could leave out the white trash also. I like my porn to have a little class. ;)

[identity profile] vvvexation.livejournal.com 2004-01-25 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
So, same theme only without the cigarettes and the white trash...how 'bout the video I encountered in a catalog a while back titled "Little People Need Big Black Cock Too"?

[identity profile] imnotbob.livejournal.com 2004-01-26 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but with out the ciggeretts and white trash it looses something.

As for the video, it scares me ;)