http://hadar-aviram.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] hadar-aviram.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] vvvexation 2006-01-26 08:36 am (UTC)

She was a proud woman, not easily embarrassed, and proud of her heritage as a sandwich maker; which is why the incident left her quite confused.

At the benefit event, Drew, a prominent black leader, ordered BLT on rye. She promised to be prompt about it and walked slowly on the steps to the kitchen, pondering on the ingredients, and asking herself whether she should add a few. "Anything off?" she asked casually, as Drew hollered: "No mayo".

His disgusted face when he bit into the sandwich threw her to the pits of despair. She had faithfully combined the ingredients and even added a few flax seeds. Alas, the next morning, she uncovered the wrongness of her sandwich deeds: the jar labeled "mustard", contained, in fact, several dollops of Hellman's mayonnaise, added in by her mischevious nephew.

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