Lemming with a purpose, almost

Thanks to sarahh, I now know that ( I can speak Dutch. )

Except really I don't know a word of Dutch, though if you slapped some Dutch text in front of me I miiiiiiiight be able to figure it out with enough context. What this really goes to show is that the right multiple choice test can be used to prove just about anything. I know enough people who've been screwed over by standardized testing that I could easily turn this into a rant, but I don't really think I have the gift of ranting entertainingly so I won't. Just, er, imagine some sort of rant here. I'm sure you can figure out the gist of it.

(As further proof, multiple choice tests have also shown that ( I am a man. )

...though I'll admit I actually take a sort of pride in that.)