Writer's Block: Life's lessons

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Dude.

You know how they say the common factor in all your failed relationships is you?

Similarly, if more than half your students are failing your midterms, maybe the students are not the problem.

(The really depressing part was when I complained about this to a student in another department, only to find her seemingly unable to comprehend what was wrong with this picture.)