Groaner

[vvvexation]

(crossposted to puns and my personal journal)

I had this thought quite some time ago:

If I used to own a bar...

and then I shut it down and decided to retire...

but later changed my mind and reopened it...

would that make me a re-publican?


But what if I poured out the drinks with a liberal hand?

Comments

[hitchhiker.livejournal.com]

waterfowl thing to do!

[vvvexation.livejournal.com]

I know! What kind of gull does he think I am?