Reversal of fortune?

[vvvexation]

Today's fortune cookie says "You will never know hunger."  I think that may be the only fortune I've ever seen that gets positively worse when you add "in bed."  I mean, hunger in bed is a fun thing, right?

Well, at least it's definite.  After all those fortunes that simply make vague generalizations, say things about my personality as a whole, or cover their asses with "you might do such-and-such," it's refreshing to see one that makes a clear and emphatic statement about the future like it's supposed to.

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Fortunately, I tend to make sure I've eaten before sex. This is made easier by the fact that I all too often eat only one meal a day and usually make that one meal dinner, so when I show up to a date I typically haven't eaten--thus, very early in the date (especially if serious making out is starting to happen) I will be heard to say "er, we should eat first so I don't pass out."

Hmmm. I suppose if I continue this pattern, I really won't know hunger in bed. Those sneaky Chinese have me pegged better'n I thought.