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[vvvexation]

All my clothes are black
yet they all are different shades.
Damn washing machine.

(strangestgirl hath spoke:
Go and write bad goth haiku!
And then read the rest.)

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[akienm.livejournal.com]

Another note on your "problem"...

We just washed a load of blacks with Rit black dye... They went in all different shades and came out all the same.

[vvvexation.livejournal.com]

There's a thought. I'll have to find out if that's acceptable at the new place (it may not be. It'll be nice to someday have my own washer and dryer.)