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[vvvexation]

All my clothes are black
yet they all are different shades.
Damn washing machine.

(strangestgirl hath spoke:
Go and write bad goth haiku!
And then read the rest.)

Comments

[fyfer.livejournal.com]

One of Nick's sigs (don't know the source):

Nothing depresses
Like the endless knowledge of
One's own depression.

[fyfer.livejournal.com]

(It might have been from our campus humor magazine's "Bad Teenage Angst Poetry" contest.)

Also, for your problem: black woolite! ;)

[vvvexation.livejournal.com]

They make black Woolite? Hot damn.

[fyfer.livejournal.com]

http://www.fabriclink.com/Woolite/DarkLaundry.html

[vvvexation.livejournal.com]

Ooh, it doesn't look hypoallergenic, though. I gots me some sensitive skin.

[ophymirage.livejournal.com]

goddammit to hell
I just lost twenty-five minutes
to helpless giggling

[akienm.livejournal.com]

Another note on your "problem"...

We just washed a load of blacks with Rit black dye... They went in all different shades and came out all the same.

[vvvexation.livejournal.com]

There's a thought. I'll have to find out if that's acceptable at the new place (it may not be. It'll be nice to someday have my own washer and dryer.)