How do I love music? Let me list the ways....

[vvvexation]

qwantz has, in his words, "totally just invented the best format for music EVER."

Nature of this format:
- example found behind the following cut
- example also found prior to cut

Things that are behind the following cut:
- my contribution to the madness

Reasons it is here:
- Already too many comments on above page for me to want to:
-- add directly to the madness something that might have already been done
-- wade through and check if it's already been done

Reasons it is behind a cut:
- length

Amount of further ado anticipated:
- none


You don't really need a title, do you?

Things this might be:
- the real life
- just fantasy

Things we are caught in:
- a landslide

Things we lack an escape from:
- reality

Things you should do:
- open your eyes
- look up to the skies
- see

I:
- need no sympathy
- am:
-- just a poor boy
--- from a poor family
-- easy come
-- easy go
-- little high
-- little low

Ways the wind can blow without it mattering to me:
- any

Things to tell Mama:
- I:
-- just killed a man
-- put a gun against his head
-- pulled my trigger (resulting in his death)
-- have gone and thrown away:
--- my life, which had just begun
-- didn't mean to make you cry
- When I should be back:
-- this time tomorrow
- What to do if not:
-- carry on
-- carry on

Physical indications that my time has come:
- shivers down spine
- constant body ache

People of whom to take leave:
- everybody

Things I must do:
- go
- leave you all behind
- face the truth

Things I want/wish:
- not to die
- to have never been born at all

Things of which I see a little silhouetto:
- a man

People of whom to request a Latin dance:
- Scaramouche

Things that are very, very frightening:
- thunderbolt
- lightning

Names to repeat at intervals:
- Galileo
- Figaro

Ways in which we will let you go:
- not
- never

People for whom Beelzebub has devils put aside:
- me
- me
- meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Things that really matter:
- none

People who can see this:
- any

Specific persons for whom this is true:
- me

Ways in which the wind blows:
- any

Comments

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Author whose style this meme represents:
Myles nag Gopaleen

Volumes in which this style can be found:
At Swim-Two-Birds, The Best of Myles

Chapter of the latter:
The catechisms of cliché

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Author who I thought was responsible for the former:
Flann O'Brien

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Relationship between Myles na Gopaleen and Flann O'Brien:
- identity
- pseudonym

Usage of the former:
- writing thrice weekly in Irish

Usage of the latter:
- writing twice weekly in English