I don't remember there being anything wrong with your teeth...hmmmmm. IN any case, yesterday I found myself compelled to compose a "skank evalutation test"
In order to determine if the individual in question is a skank, answer the following questions based on their appearance, outward attitude, ect. A score of 5 or more qualifies as a skank. WIth the exception of question 3(where both qualifications must be met for a 'no')award points if any part of the condition applies.
1)Does the individual in question have the body to wear the outfit in question? (4 points)
for example: -are there rolls of fat sticking out? -are the cloths so tight they are bunching or pulling? -is the all over combined shape of body and outfit acceptable, or at least inoffensive?
2)Is the outfit age and place appropriate? (5 points)
for example: -are they too young to be dressing this way? -are they too old to be dressing this way? -assuming this is sa non-intemate situation, are all bathing suit parts satisfactorally covered? -If this is not a club, are they showing off more then one 'feature'? (Examples- a combination of plunging neckline, plunging back line, exstreamly short, skin tight, ect)
3) Is the outfit free of bra straps, panty lines, nipples or other such things? If not, do you get the sense it is deliberate?(3 points)
4)Is the out fit practical for their current environment? For example, are they at Disneyland wearing 3 inch spike heels? (2 points)
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Date: 2005-05-17 04:37 pm (UTC)In order to determine if the individual in question is a skank, answer the following questions based on their appearance, outward attitude, ect. A score of 5 or more qualifies as a skank. WIth the exception of question 3(where both qualifications must be met for a 'no')award points if any part of the condition applies.
1)Does the individual in question have the body to wear the outfit in question? (4 points)
for example:
-are there rolls of fat sticking out?
-are the cloths so tight they are bunching or pulling?
-is the all over combined shape of body and outfit acceptable, or at least inoffensive?
2)Is the outfit age and place appropriate? (5 points)
for example:
-are they too young to be dressing this way?
-are they too old to be dressing this way?
-assuming this is sa non-intemate situation, are all bathing suit parts satisfactorally covered?
-If this is not a club, are they showing off more then one 'feature'? (Examples- a combination of plunging neckline, plunging back line, exstreamly short, skin tight, ect)
3) Is the outfit free of bra straps, panty lines, nipples or other such things? If not, do you get the sense it is deliberate?(3 points)
4)Is the out fit practical for their current environment? For example, are they at Disneyland wearing 3 inch spike heels? (2 points)