V is a bad person

[vvvexation]

I really should not taunt the morons who occasionally message me on OKC. I really shouldn't.

Really.

But when they reach a certain level of idiocy, it's just so irresistible to do things in response like, say, pointing out how jealous they are or ought to be of my ability to get laid as compared to theirs. It almost makes up for the profound anger I feel on behalf of the entire human race whenever one of these jerkoffs, or any other jerkoff, equates "not interested in me" with "uptight." I'm not sure whether they really believe it or just say it because it's a handy excuse, and what's more, I'm not sure which is worse.

Further reasons why I'm going to hell: I experienced my first case of road rage yesterday, and in the process discovered that having a boyfriend in the car can be a drawback when he insists on shouting at the idiot before you get a chance to do so.

Comments

[capnkjb.livejournal.com]

Oh man, I have some friends where all they do on okcupid is mess around, putting up silly comments and stuff. If you ever come up on the radar and I notice the link, rest assured that I have your back.

[vvvexation.livejournal.com]

Honestly, I thought this guy was being sarcastic. He came back with the "uptight" bullshit after I let him know that his sarcasm had been duly noted. I get the impression that he failed to comprehend that I thought he was being sarcastic; although the "nice sarcasm, pal" should've been a clue, I think all he heard was "get lost, loser." *sigh*

[tsgeisel.livejournal.com]

You can't hold yourself responsible for the stupidity of others.

[pi216.livejournal.com]

"You're just jealous because one of us has TOUCHED a woman before. And it isn't you. Neener neener."

More stealth privilege. Go go being male. ;p

[ailurodragon.livejournal.com]

Consider it a bonding activity as you shout at the idiots together?

[vvvexation.livejournal.com]

It did feel that way, actually.

[vvvexation.livejournal.com]

Hell, I've touched more women this week than he probably has. Granted, it's been a very good week, but still.

[haggis-bagpipes.livejournal.com]

Well, you might be tempted to fuck around with them but there's always the option of letting them down gently ("you're not my type" etc)

[jen92373.livejournal.com]

I'm sorely tempted to tell you that we were both already going to hell. Remember all the idiots in highschool who insisted on telling us that? Every day? Even though we kept to ourselves and never hurt anyone (who didn't want it)? Idiots are idiots. The opinion of anyone that dumb is totally meaningless because they aren't capable of forming an inteligent one. I think of them as ants.

[vvvexation.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah...but that's not such an appealing option when they're being asses. I don't taunt the nice-but-misguided ones.

[saizai.livejournal.com]

Post a transcript?

[vvvexation.livejournal.com]

Er...I'm not sure if I want to make my pettiness a matter of public record.

[vvvexation.livejournal.com]

...or rather, the specific details thereof.

[deyo.livejournal.com]

It was very nearly stereophonic. Only one word differed. ;)

[ailurodragon.livejournal.com]

*giggle*

go you

[ailurodragon.livejournal.com]

Awwww, how cute!

Do we at least get to know what word it was?

[(Anonymous)]

It's more fun if you don't.

[vvvexation.livejournal.com]

Er, that was me.