V is a bad person

[vvvexation]

I really should not taunt the morons who occasionally message me on OKC. I really shouldn't.

Really.

But when they reach a certain level of idiocy, it's just so irresistible to do things in response like, say, pointing out how jealous they are or ought to be of my ability to get laid as compared to theirs. It almost makes up for the profound anger I feel on behalf of the entire human race whenever one of these jerkoffs, or any other jerkoff, equates "not interested in me" with "uptight." I'm not sure whether they really believe it or just say it because it's a handy excuse, and what's more, I'm not sure which is worse.

Further reasons why I'm going to hell: I experienced my first case of road rage yesterday, and in the process discovered that having a boyfriend in the car can be a drawback when he insists on shouting at the idiot before you get a chance to do so.

Comments

[ailurodragon.livejournal.com]

Consider it a bonding activity as you shout at the idiots together?

[vvvexation.livejournal.com]

It did feel that way, actually.

[deyo.livejournal.com]

It was very nearly stereophonic. Only one word differed. ;)

[ailurodragon.livejournal.com]

Awwww, how cute!

Do we at least get to know what word it was?

[(Anonymous)]

It's more fun if you don't.

[vvvexation.livejournal.com]

Er, that was me.