Overheard

[vvvexation]

A guy walking past me on campus today was saying to his friend, "So, I went to this Passover Seder last night that was basically all sorority chicks."

I couldn't hear what he said after that, but I wasn't sure I wanted to. The mental images are frightening.

Comments

[imnotbob.livejournal.com]

"Why is this day from all others?"

"Like! Uh..Like! Uh..I dont know! Ok! UhHa!"


Frightening indeed.

Four Glasses of Whine

[rose42dance.livejournal.com]

"I think I'm drunk!" (I imagine this to be said early on, such as during the first hand-washing or something.)

"When do we get to eat? I'm horny." (horny, hungry - whatever.)

"Our matzo is the VERY BEST [insert specialty brand name] from Israel, where they drive [insert name of fashionable sports car here]."

...and the one I actually got to hear at the seder I attended last night (though not from a sorority or fraternity person):
"This gefilte fish better be good - it's gold label!"