Let down by tinned meat

[vvvexation]

Dang it. When I caught sight of the line "I salute you in the name of the most High!" at the top of the latest email in my spam folder, I thought I was going to be invited to join a fringe religion. But alas, it was just a 419 scam.

Comments

[snowy-owlet.livejournal.com]

I could make up a fringe religion for you to join, if you want.

[vvvexation.livejournal.com]

Oh, I could make up my own if it came to that. Hell, I've already been invited to join a couple. It's just more amusing when it's unsolicited.

[snowy-owlet.livejournal.com]

That's very true.

[somebodyelse.livejournal.com]

In my senior year of high school, I was voted third most likely to join a cult, second most likely to start a cult and most likely to come back and teach at the school.

So, I guess, if you do join a fringe religion, I wanna come too!

[marmaladious.livejournal.com]

You can be a member of my fringe religion!!!

It's called....

....erm......

...VEGETARIANISM!!

[vvvexation.livejournal.com]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! The horror!

[marmaladious.livejournal.com]

Harharharhar!!!!

[jen92373.livejournal.com]

All hail mostly-raw meat!

[marmaladious.livejournal.com]

Eep! I'm made of raw meat!

[jen92373.livejournal.com]

Most people are...

[adamchristopher.livejournal.com]

Rupert started a fringe religion called the Adamites a long time ago. He was the only member. Whenever anyone else wanted to join, he told them we weren't accepting any new members at that time.