Sometimes I wonder about those spammers

[vvvexation]

The latest piece of spam in my inbox reads "You Must be Stupid if You dont Sign up for a FREE Membership To Watch White Trash Girls Doing Big Black Meat for a Cigarette!"

Apparently their product is doing such a bad job of selling itself that they've had to resort to attacking people's sense of self-worth in much the same way those penis-enhancement folks have been doing. Somehow, I doubt shaming people into viewing pr0n will work nearly as well as shaming people into trying to enlarge their weenies--superficially related as those things might seem.

(Personally, I think they could improve their luck a lot more if they tried leaving out the cigarettes. I know I'd be more inclined to watch porn that didn't have cancer sticks in it.)

Comments

[emmett-the-sane.livejournal.com]

Yes, I tend to burn porn that has cigarettes in it... and after having had one gf who smoked, I've vowed that I will NEVER do that again. Bleach! (The phrase "like licking an ashtray" comes to mind)

However, I think all three of their "pulls" fail to hit anything but my "bleach" buttons. :)

[ravenslost.livejournal.com]

Heh. I got that one too, today. All I could think was, "Call me stupid!" White trash girls and cigarettes? You'd have to duct tape me to a chair and prop my eyelids open with tooth picks. In truth I'd probably enjoy the duct tape bit more...

What I found interesting though, was that the "visual enhancement" of the add showed neither "Big Black Meat" nor the afore mentioned cigarettes.

[vvvexation.livejournal.com]

Did it show any meat at all? I've got my email set up to block images.

[olego.livejournal.com]

Heh, I agree with you. Pr0n with cigarettes I delete immediately.

[imnotbob.livejournal.com]

The latest piece of spam in my inbox reads "You Must be Stupid if You dont Sign up for a FREE Membership To Watch White Trash Girls Doing Big Black Meat for a Cigarette!"

I am Proud to be Stupid!

(Personally, I think they could improve their luck a lot more if they tried leaving out the cigarettes. I know I'd be more inclined to watch porn that didn't have cancer sticks in it.)

I think they could leave out the white trash also. I like my porn to have a little class. ;)

[ravenslost.livejournal.com]

I believe so... which is why I thought it odd.

[vvvexation.livejournal.com]

So, same theme only without the cigarettes and the white trash...how 'bout the video I encountered in a catalog a while back titled "Little People Need Big Black Cock Too"?

[vvvexation.livejournal.com]

False advertising! Worse and worse.

[persnicketus.livejournal.com]

I got this spam message once, where whoever wrote it must have been sort of unfamiliar with the English language, and it said "Lager breasts without surjary!" At 'lager breasts' I got this mental image of breasts made of beer, which might in fact be the key to every man's happiness. If only I could market this idea!

[imnotbob.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but with out the ciggeretts and white trash it looses something.

As for the video, it scares me ;)

[vvvexation.livejournal.com]

*snickers* *tries to refrain from making a comment about the taps being built right in*

[mercher.livejournal.com]

How about white trash girls outdrinking guys getting big black meat from behind? I know you are fond of guys and guys, maybe even if its horrible and wrong. ;-)

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[vvvexation.livejournal.com]

Jesse! *tacklehug*