Sometimes I wonder about those spammers

[vvvexation]

The latest piece of spam in my inbox reads "You Must be Stupid if You dont Sign up for a FREE Membership To Watch White Trash Girls Doing Big Black Meat for a Cigarette!"

Apparently their product is doing such a bad job of selling itself that they've had to resort to attacking people's sense of self-worth in much the same way those penis-enhancement folks have been doing. Somehow, I doubt shaming people into viewing pr0n will work nearly as well as shaming people into trying to enlarge their weenies--superficially related as those things might seem.

(Personally, I think they could improve their luck a lot more if they tried leaving out the cigarettes. I know I'd be more inclined to watch porn that didn't have cancer sticks in it.)

Comments

[persnicketus.livejournal.com]

I got this spam message once, where whoever wrote it must have been sort of unfamiliar with the English language, and it said "Lager breasts without surjary!" At 'lager breasts' I got this mental image of breasts made of beer, which might in fact be the key to every man's happiness. If only I could market this idea!

[vvvexation.livejournal.com]

*snickers* *tries to refrain from making a comment about the taps being built right in*