Sometimes I wonder about those spammers

[vvvexation]

The latest piece of spam in my inbox reads "You Must be Stupid if You dont Sign up for a FREE Membership To Watch White Trash Girls Doing Big Black Meat for a Cigarette!"

Apparently their product is doing such a bad job of selling itself that they've had to resort to attacking people's sense of self-worth in much the same way those penis-enhancement folks have been doing. Somehow, I doubt shaming people into viewing pr0n will work nearly as well as shaming people into trying to enlarge their weenies--superficially related as those things might seem.

(Personally, I think they could improve their luck a lot more if they tried leaving out the cigarettes. I know I'd be more inclined to watch porn that didn't have cancer sticks in it.)

Comments

[ravenslost.livejournal.com]

Heh. I got that one too, today. All I could think was, "Call me stupid!" White trash girls and cigarettes? You'd have to duct tape me to a chair and prop my eyelids open with tooth picks. In truth I'd probably enjoy the duct tape bit more...

What I found interesting though, was that the "visual enhancement" of the add showed neither "Big Black Meat" nor the afore mentioned cigarettes.

[vvvexation.livejournal.com]

Did it show any meat at all? I've got my email set up to block images.

[ravenslost.livejournal.com]

I believe so... which is why I thought it odd.

[vvvexation.livejournal.com]

False advertising! Worse and worse.